Friday, September 15, 2006
12:47 AM
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- Siew Ying is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Siew Ying!
- The fingerprints of Siew Ying are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Siew Ying!
- It can take Siew Ying several days to move just through one tree!
- Siew Ying can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Siew Ying is two minutes.
- Siew Ying is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
- Siew Ying can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
- Red Siew Ying at night, shepherd's delight. Red Siew Ying at morning, shepherd's warning.
- If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into siewying!
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by siewying.
- The liquid inside siewying can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have siewying for the rest of the day.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of siewying.
- A thimbleful of siewying would weigh over 100 million tons.
- US gold coins used to say 'In siewying we trust'.
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of siewying.
- Siewying can live for up to a week without a head.
- The condom - originally made from siewying - was invented in the early 1500s!
- Lim Siew Ying was declared extinct in 1902.
- Reindeer like to eat Lim Siew Ying!
- Lim Siew Ying has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
- Lim Siew Yingolatry is the mindless worship of Lim Siew Ying.
- Lim Siew Ying can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Lim Siew Ying.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Lim Siew Ying as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Early thermometers were filled with Lim Siew Ying instead of mercury.
- Lim Siew Ying can sleep for three and a half years!
- Olympic badminton rules say that Lim Siew Ying must have exactly fourteen feathers.
aye damn rubbish please. my weakness is the colour YELLOW. eeeewwww WEIYI GET AWAY FROM ME.
i dont know how im going to finish the bio notes liuyi. im so dead.
going to start on history this weekend then. it's going to be a BAD weekend.
tata.
